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March 18, 2005
Oh Bother!
A while back I realized that there was something not right with our friends in the Hundred Acre Woods. I mean think about it. Winnie is roaming around with dementia. He must have this because no self respecting bear would allow himself to be continually referred to as Pooh. Tigger's a classic ADHD case, he literally bounces from activity to activity without warning. "Oh My," Piglet suffers from extreme anxiety. Rabbit's immaculate house and tidy garden clearly reveal his obsessive-compulsive problems. And don't forget the jack ass that's always feeling sorry for himself. You tell me if Eeyore isn't suffering from chronic depression. So where does that leave Christopher Robin? Well, I finally figured it out. The key is they always seem to do better when he's around. Conclusion--He's their pharmacist.
Posted by fstone at March 18, 2005 12:35 PM
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I have to disagree, POOH does not have dementia, he just does what a lot of lazy or unsuccessful people, he becomes clueless that way you don't have to face the truth, that you are a fat failure with no ambition and no future and all the people around you are off their rockers. As for piglet, he is little and gets dumped on or bounced on quite often. Of all of them at least he is a realist. You may be right about Tigger and the pharmist deal or he just may have hit his head on piglet one too many times. I do not think Eeyore has chronic depression. Instead he just see his world as it really is. After all, if you had to listen to him more then an hour, wouldn't you want a rain cloud to dump a load of water over his head until he stopped breathing? Cause and effect, I would guess. Rabbit is just wound too tight, he probably needs a pharmist or at least a liquour store. Tht makes Christopher Robin is an enabler, he would make a great nurse or social worker.
Posted by: Veronica at April 7, 2005 5:29 PM
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