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October 13, 2005
Losing it All
Ever notice that in this life we can lose a lot of things, but we hardly find anything at all? People are said to lose their concentration, their nerve, their interest, even their virginity. But the funny thing is that you never hear about anyone finding any of these things.
I mean really, considering my family people should be finding marbles just about everywhere they go. (Arguably some of my relatives probably never had any in the first place, but to be fair it's likely that a few were misplaced over time.) Nevertheless, I'm surprised someone hasn't slipped on some of these lost marbles and hurt themselves. Then, of course, this would naturally lead to my relatives being sued for negligence, which means they would lose their shorts as well. And I find that pretty sad.
Posted by fstone at October 13, 2005 9:14 PM
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