« April 2006 | Main | June 2006 »
May 28, 2006
Baby Talk
So for a long time I'm thinking that babies are pretty selfish. You feed them, you change them, you bathe them, etc. But then I realized that babies speak baby language and older Americans speak English. They communicate with cries, we communicate with words. We don't understand them, and they don't understand us. But guess what? Babies learn our language, we don't learn theirs. Who's the selfish one now?
Posted by fstone at 1:12 PM | Comments (0)
May 14, 2006
Meals and Wheels
Here's an idea for anyone with unreliable transportation and a residence near a pizza delivery restaurant. If you are ever out and about and discover you need a ride home--simply call the pizza delivery place near where you live and order a pizza. They deliver it to your location in just a few minutes. You pay the pizza guy and bum a ride back to the restaurant. You then walk the couple blocks home. Dinner and a lift for a reasonable price, what more could you ask for?
Posted by fstone at 1:44 PM | Comments (0)