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November 2, 2009
Twileech
Just saw the movie Twilight. The book's better, right?
Instead of mace, I think that the heroine should have carried garlic spray. I feel she should have gone with non-blood sucking Native American kid, too. But that's just me.
I'm disappointed to learn that you can see vampires in a mirror. I've been carry a compact (as protection!) for years.
Here's my idea for a motion-picture script: A teenage girl falls in love with a handsome heroin addict. (A-ha, better yet--he comes from a whole family of heroin addicts.) As a token of his affection, he promises her that he'll try to resist mugging her for drug money. She asks him to make her a heroin addict, but he resists. For now. Great angst.
I've got the formula down, right? Oh. I'm told that heroin addicts are not mythological. Too bad.
Posted by hockey at November 2, 2009 11:32 PM